Tori Black Goes to Jail for Beating Baby Daddy

Posted by bsriter in Blog, Porn Feed

If you have been wondering why Tori Black’s sweet ass has not been in porn lately, it is because she got herself preggers and took some time off to squeeze the little one out into the world. She was, however, in Vegas last weekend to make an appearance at the AVN Award’s Show and managed to get her ass in the headlines after she got arrested for putting the beatdown on her Baby’s Daddy, fiancé Lyndell Anderson.

Okay, so that is not exactly what happened, but that is how TMZ, the first place I go to for important news, spun it. According to TMZ, and I am paraphrasing like a mother fucker here, Lyndell called Tori an “unfit mother” after she told him that her jugs did have not enough milk in them to sate the little one. Black, who was more than just a little shit faced, took offense and promptly punched Anderson in the back of the head. This may be my white trash roots talking, but everyone knows that you never call a new mother “unfit” unless you want her to beat your ass.

A vintage Jerry Springer (the 90’s Springer when they let the guests beat the shit out of each other before separating them) brawl ensued and soon carried out into the hall where Anderson was caught on tape throwing Tori into a wall. He then tried to perform a suplex move on her but Tori bounced off the wall with cat like agility and came back with a drop kick to the nuts. Unfortunately, the suplex/dropkick part of the fight was not caught on tape and was seen only by a glue sniffing bathroom attendant, but I see no reason why he should not be believed.

The Other Side of the Story

Knowing full well that Tori Black is nothing like Miley Cyrus, AVN decided to get in touch with her to find out what really happened that night. While Tori does admit that she was definitely drunk and might have hit something, she claims that the reports of him tossing her around the hotel (along with MMA moves) are totally misconstrued.

Blame it on the Alcohol

According to Tori, it was all alcohol’s fault. After taking time off to be preggers, Tori’s once legendary tolerance to alcohol had suddenly dropped down to that of a mere mortal. After spending the night at the Sapphire nightclub with Asa Akira and Alexis Texas (all that ass in one place is almost too much) and then having a few more drinks at a bar, Miss Black was soon in brown out mode. When she got her drunk ass back to the hotel room, all she wanted to do was lay down and cuddle with her baby, but the daddy (wisely) thought that that might not be such a good idea.

Being shit faced, Tori did not have a clear grasp on the situation and “went a little berserk” trying to get to her baby, as Lyndell did his best to restrain her. According to Tori, she is one tough mother, so Anderson’s “excessive” force was probably necessary. She also claims that she punched a wall and not the back of her baby daddy’s head, and that TMZ blew the whole story way out of proportion. She does not mention the whole “unfit” mother breast milk episode or the drop kick to the balls for that matter, so we can assume that they also fall under the context of hyperbole. Tori also expects that no charges were filed since no complaints were made about the scuffle and no damage was done to hotel property. No damage? Sheesh Tori, you call yourself a “tough girl” yet you can’t even make a dent in a wall that you punched.

While it is hard for me to not believe such a trustworthy news source like TMZ, part of me wants to believe Tori’s side of the story more. She seems like such a sweetheart. I mean, she even looks adorable in her mug shot, like she desperately needs a hug. Who can blame her for going a little berserk after being off the wagon for so long, and so what if she happened to punch a wall or the back of her baby daddy’s head for that matter? I am sure that both of them deserved it.

There is no word yet when Hot Tori’s fine ass and milk filled jugs are going to make their return to the porn world, but hopefully it is soon. Barring any jail time she might have to do if found guilty of smacking the shit out of her baby daddy.